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Wednesday 27 July 2011

Various.

I had a lot of things written on a piece of paper which I've since lost but heres some various things I can remember.

Seen a picture of a woman after loosing weight after a gastric bypass.
''Look mammy the womans stomach is breaking, it's tearing''


We got a new puppy and Edens name suggestions were buttarse, arseyhead Peppa and Marley. We settled on Marley.


On the bus
''Mammy look at your nose, it's huge! Not like my nose.''


Just off the bus with my friend Mia
Eden - ''I'm ugly''
Mia - ''You're not ugly''
Eden, points to Mia -''You're ugly''


Later on she sings Mia a lovely song
''Clap your hands
Slap your knees
Pull out your eyeballs
Pinch your nose
Eat your hair''


and another song..
''The monkey got choked
Got his arm cut open with a knife and his eyes pulled out''


She was then shouting the word 'knickers' really loudly.. yeah you know what that sounds like.. Randy in south park springs to mind.

Monday 11 July 2011

Various places today.

11-7-11

We have a few things today.

A flyer came in the door from the local offlicence,
''I dont like that beer it tastes scowly and I don't like this one it tastes skolky''
*she has never drank beer*

We were playing in the livingroom pretending to be frogs,
''Frogs eat hair and pirates come and take beautiful ladies necklaces''
Then we were playing with her doll,
''She's being a robot, can we bring her to Halloween?''

Watching t.v and David Hasselhoff comes on,
''Mammy look it's castlecough''

Sunday 10 July 2011

After Dinner

10-7-11

Eden- ''I have pink eyes''
Me- ''haha you have pink eye''
Eden- ''I have pink eyes of blood'' then laughs manically.

Friday 8 July 2011

Coming home from creche.

8-7-11
Eden- ''Mammy what do pigs eat''
Me- ''food, like vegetables and stuff I think''
Eden- ''No they eat poo!''
Me- ''Ewww thats yucky!''
Eden- 'laughs manically fo a minute, ''It's ok mammy I don't eat poo'' ''I'm goin to put jelly tots up your nose''
Me- ''up my nose? eww that's silly''
Eden- ''No mammy not your nose I'm going to put them down your mouth''
Me- ''Fabulous''
Eden- ''No the weather is horrible it is NOT fabulous''

Thursday 7 July 2011

Playing

7-7-11

''Mammy why do some of my dolls have boobs? Are they ladies?''

Wednesday 6 July 2011

In the livingroom

6-7-11
Eden is sitting next to me and is drinking a smoothie.
Eden- ''Mammy it tastes like wires''
Me- ''Wires?''
Eden- takes a gulp ''yes wires''


A short time later shes hyper and decides to spit on the carpet

Me-''Hey! what are you doing?''
Eden- ''It's only my alkalid''
Me- ''What? Don't spit on the floor again!''
Eden- ''Oh! Sorry! Spit, that's it''

Watching Telly

6-7-11
We are watching Strawberry Shotcake but Eden keeps calling her 'Strawberry Fatass'

Then goes on to call her 'Strawberry Eatass'


I'm not sure if my child is insane or brilliant.

On the bus again.

22-6-11

Eden -''Theres a bush over there''
Me - ''It's got pretty blue flowers''
Eden- ''They're not flowers, they're blueberries and they're filled with blood and they're gonna suck all your air out''
Me-''What?''
Eden-''yes''