We have a few things today.
A flyer came in the door from the local offlicence,
''I dont like that beer it tastes scowly and I don't like this one it tastes skolky''
*she has never drank beer*
We were playing in the livingroom pretending to be frogs,
''Frogs eat hair and pirates come and take beautiful ladies necklaces''
Then we were playing with her doll,
''She's being a robot, can we bring her to Halloween?''
Watching t.v and David Hasselhoff comes on,
''Mammy look it's castlecough''