''I saw a boy with boobs on his eyes and a bra and he had a dog and sweets on his head.
he had a hundred euro and lots of money and lot and lots and lots daddy of money, they were delivered by the post manny.''
''You don't like princesses Mammy you only like ugly people.''
We were on the bus and she was eating grapes.
''Grapes go in your mouth into your belly and out your bum.''
She then starts shouting ''I'm going to fart out a grape''
Then we get off the bus and she starts pointing her arse at me saying ''I'm going to poo a grape at you''