After Dinner

10-7-11

Eden- ''I have pink eyes''
Me- ''haha you have pink eye''
Eden- ''I have pink eyes of blood'' then laughs manically.

Coming home from creche.

8-7-11
Eden- ''Mammy what do pigs eat''
Me- ''food, like vegetables and stuff I think''
Eden- ''No they eat poo!''
Me- ''Ewww thats yucky!''
Eden- 'laughs manically fo a minute, ''It's ok mammy I don't eat poo'' ''I'm goin to put jelly tots up your nose''
Me- ''up my nose? eww that's silly''
Eden- ''No mammy not your nose I'm going to put them down your mouth''
Me- ''Fabulous''
Eden- ''No the weather is horrible it is NOT fabulous''

Playing

7-7-11

''Mammy why do some of my dolls have boobs? Are they ladies?''

In the livingroom

6-7-11
Eden is sitting next to me and is drinking a smoothie.
Eden- ''Mammy it tastes like wires''
Me- ''Wires?''
Eden- takes a gulp ''yes wires''


A short time later shes hyper and decides to spit on the carpet

Me-''Hey! what are you doing?''
Eden- ''It's only my alkalid''
Me- ''What? Don't spit on the floor again!''
Eden- ''Oh! Sorry! Spit, that's it''

Watching Telly

6-7-11
We are watching Strawberry Shotcake but Eden keeps calling her 'Strawberry Fatass'

Then goes on to call her 'Strawberry Eatass'


I'm not sure if my child is insane or brilliant.

On the bus again.

22-6-11

Eden -''Theres a bush over there''
Me - ''It's got pretty blue flowers''
Eden- ''They're not flowers, they're blueberries and they're filled with blood and they're gonna suck all your air out''
Me-''What?''
Eden-''yes''

On the bus

12-6-11
''Mammy you head is horrible, it's like glue and a flamingo is eating it''